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Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
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Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"
by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015
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Shit-eye

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese
1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
by alternativelogic July 21, 2021
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Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.
Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."
by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023
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Shit

Something that comes out of you
• A cuss word
Dookie, doodoo, shit.
by Me the urbin dick October 6, 2016
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The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.
1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025
mugGet the The Shitsmug.

no shit sunday

Person 1: “Yo I gotta take a mean one rn”
Person 2: “Just go use the bathroom
Persom 1: “Nah bro I cant, it’s no shit sunday”
by findalife June 9, 2024
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