Max Verstappen

A Belgian F1-driver who has been pretending to be a Dutchman for years.

Person 1: Do you know Max Verstappen?
Person 2: Yes, he was born and raised in Belgium and used to represent Belgium at younger levels.

by SkibidiToiletHater December 10, 2023

G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.

"That's some G-max bullshit right there"

by Wangomango September 19, 2021

jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing is an technice, where you jelque and edge at the same time, resulting in whipped cream like texture.
It is very dangerous, beacuse you can loose the ability to bust, if done incorrectly.

"Shut up dad!, Im jelque milk maxxing" - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024

Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 19, 2024

Plouch maxing

Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching

Person 1:”how does he look so good?”
Person 2:”he plouch maxes constantly”
Person 1:”how?”
Person 2:”he tightens his eyebrows and it highlights his cheekbones”
Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching

by Skibiditoiletenthusiast78 April 19, 2024

MAXING

When a guy uses smooth and slick wordplay in order to entice a lady.

“His maxing skills were soo clever; that she had no choice but to agree to his offer of taking her out for dinner.”

by VOK_MKT September 4, 2022

Max

Chadly Chad who is everyone's favorite person. His dick is big and his heart is bigger. He only ever gets banned on Instagram for things he didn't do. Max has wonderful friends who are poggies. Max's hair is so hot it makes anyone who sees it nut. When people witness a max they feel pure awe.

Person one:Dam that's a max right there

Person two: I just butted

by Beans n waffles November 22, 2021