South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
by yakeyT July 23, 2019
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What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
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surprise shiza

Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.
Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
by Langdown June 29, 2006
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Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.
If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.
by the all knowing spirit April 06, 2022
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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
by brushnz February 05, 2022
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TacoHell Surprise Box

Take your date to Taco Bell get a lot of spicy food and make him/her eat it. After do hardcore anal and whatever comes out is the surprise
I took my girl to Taco Bell and gave her the tacohell surprise box and it came out red
by Bossalut3 December 20, 2019
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