by liddlejos September 23, 2022
Get the cracker dustmug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Pipe Crackermug. by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025
Get the Oyster Crackermug. by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025
Get the Clam Crackermug. by Half As Funny February 19, 2023
Get the Crackermug. Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 9, 2021
Get the Oyster Crackermug. a mean white person >:(
by Weesbian xd October 4, 2021
Get the Crackermug.