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Textcaneze

Misspelling words over text such as you're and your, or using slang like lmao or lol. Mainly applicable to technologically-challenged senior citizens
I have no clue what Marty just texted me over iMessages, it's all Textcaneze to me!
by Mr. Sandwich Man January 2, 2023
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Text

Something that you do with your crush in an attempt to rizz her up, but it never truely works and you end up getting butthurt
Jake: "yo bro i gotta go frfr, cya man"
Lucas: "ok text me when ur home"
by gopnik1163 February 17, 2023
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Text Catz

A Cat based competition show but for animated cats (with a z.) Text Catz was made by a YouTuber by the name of TheBeanieCrew.
My favorite Text Catz character is Misty.
by TheBeanieCrew March 17, 2023
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Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
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Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.
John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you
by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 1, 2023
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Textbooking

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.
by Robbob11 August 13, 2023
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Textbook

Women that have potential to be wifey material but have lots of red flags 🚩
If a women still hangs around a group a women & party all the time or doesn’t have a priority’s together & can’t bring that much value to a man she is TextBook
by Moneybagg Matt September 15, 2023
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