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Columbus Tube Sock

The act of after ejaculating and the slammy you just Slayed falls asleep you take the used condom and slide it on her foot so she wakes up with a Columbus tube sock on. Works best during double penetration so that she has a pair.
It was a little chilly in my apartment so it was a good thing that I gave Lisa a Columbus Tube Sock to keep her piggy toes warm.
by Slammyslayer12345 February 8, 2015
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Sock Dick Wasted

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "
by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012
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Chinese Fightin Socks

Are the same thing as ped socks.Low cut running socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone. Gone are the days of sacrificing fashion for comfort. Peds® aims to make any shoe infinitely wearable.
This dude just got slick, out his mouth, so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks.
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.
I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!
by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011
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The socks come off

When the socks come off, foreplay ends
simple as anything
The socks come off - foreplay has ended.
by sethkasketch May 17, 2009
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Pink Sock Puppet

Shoving your arm through someones prolapsed anus and working them like a puppet
I Just preformed the greatest Pink Sock Puppet show on your mom. Your whole family loved it.
by DopeFiendNeedlePoker September 3, 2017
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change our socks

a friendly way to describe the act in which people get together and smoke an herbal organic substance in the form of a joint, blunt, etc. > to smoke weed
these look dirty, so do yours...we should probably change our socks man
by shanel5 October 20, 2005
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