smartonion

he fucked your mother

smartonion fucked my sister
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by EpicGamerOneHundredOhYes March 23, 2021

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Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 23, 2021

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Smartfart

When someone smart does something dumb

Sude what you did there a real smartfart

by Manoffire420 April 26, 2021

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Smartmanism

When a Trinidadian or Tobagonian tries to out smart and by pass the Covid regulations and protocols while they “jackass the scene “

All those who aren’t properly following Covid regulations are trying their smartmanism

by Trini gyal May 3, 2021

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A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.

I have a smarthome, i can flush the toilet with my smartphone

by McMob November 23, 2021

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