A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.
by McMob November 23, 2021