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Smashed all Crazy 

When two people correlate in the act of such mind blowing bangin, head tramatizing, nasty, unadultrated, unfiltered, sloppy, OMFG, raw, just plain stupid dumb, like never before, all day, not even answering mama's phone calls, insane, hellacious, probably have a child from, rediculous, if this is wrong then I don't want to be right, we're going to hell for this, type of sex
I met this fine ass gurl the other day. I got her number and smashed all crazy.
Smashed all Crazy by Dontreal December 8, 2009
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Panty Smasher 

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher
Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.
Panty Smasher by joerockets April 16, 2011

Smashing 

A British term to describe that something is good or went well; derived from Irish immigrants term: "Is maith sinn" or "'s maith sinn", pronounced: "Is mah shin" or "Smah shin", meaning: "that is good"
That party was smashing
Smashing by NoodleFishMonkey February 11, 2009
the hottest most cutest guy on the planet, is really kind and patient and lovable,loves riding his bike everywhere and loves to sing adorably, the most funniest and smart guy you will ever meet in your life, has the cutest smile that can make your day instantly
girl that wants sashank: can I please have sashanks number he keeps looking at me I wanna ask him out

girl that already has sashank: no he's mine back off
Sashank by fancylover July 12, 2017

box of smashed assholes 

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"
My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

Tijuana Hood Smasher 

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.
Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

Bucket of Smashed Crabs 

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs