Sausage Wallet

Simply a Vagina

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick

by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.

Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."

by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015

sausage pocket

foreskin

my sausage pocket smells

by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020

deer sausage

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales

Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage

by Deer sausage November 13, 2013

montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans

Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night

by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025

flipping the sausage

Another name for make masturbation

I got no sleep last night, i was too busy flipping the sausage to notice the time.

by tickle mc dazzle December 7, 2017