Go make me a sandwich 

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

Go make me a sandwich by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011

lonely sandwich

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.

Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.

Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.

lonely sandwich by otacon33 July 13, 2010

Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)

When one whines and complains and generally acts like a crybaby. There are various ways CSB can be used in daily life, please see below.

Ex 1: “Man, it’s so hot. Oh, my feet hurt, can we sit down. Why do we have to walk this far, I’m tired.” “Shut the fuck up and stop your fucking whining you Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB)!!!!”

Ex 2: “Oh no, It’s raining and I forgot my umbrella in the car”. “Why don’t you hold that big Chicken Sandwich over your head to keep you dry”.

Ex 3” “My girlfriend just left me for my brother, I am so fucking pissed I think I might kill myself” “Want some mayo with that?”

Ex 4: “I just had the worst day ever! My boss caught me watching porn on my computer and fired me. Then I got a speeding on the way home. And I think I gots the syph” “Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.” (This last example is most effective if you pretend to hold a chicken sandwich in your hands and then bite down on it as you make the chomping sound)

Chicken Sandwich Bitch (CSB) by Misuk Shawncok June 18, 2008

white girl sandwich 

Basically a threesome between one guy and two girls in which the three participants are all extremely close together. This allows for the sharing of many fluids, including saliva, vaginal secretions, and pre-cum. For those of you who don't know what pre-cum is, it's when a girl has sucked your dick for a while and your penis has already secreted a little semen, though you haven't ejaculated yet. The sharing of both cum and pre-cum is commonly referred to as cum swapping.

I'm probably going to get a white girl sandwich on Tuesday, which would be the dopest thing ever.

white girl sandwich by hammettsucks April 22, 2006

Ice Cream Sandwich 

After ejaculating onto the torso of a woman, collapsing onto her, thus creating a "sandwich" in which the two torsos are the outer chocolate cake-like wafers, and the jism is the "ice cream" between the two.

After Jack unloaded his skeet on Jill's chest, he passed out on her and they ice cream sandwiched until he woke up.

"Dude, did you see Mark at the party last night?! He came so hard on Dana that he passed out and they were totally forming an ice cream sandwich! I got a picture on my phone!"

Ice Cream Sandwich by DandKforever August 5, 2008

ham sandwich

The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.

Kate almost died when we ham sandwiched her last night, it was funny as hell

ham sandwich by MOSESLOVER November 11, 2010

knuckle sandwich 

A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich. If you start with the backhand and follow up with forehand it's called a "reverse knuckle sandwich" or an "upside down knuckle sandwich". The standard knuckle sandwich is served with the right hand, a left handed knuckle sandwich is sometimes called a "lynx knuckle sandwich".

When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.

The bitch needed a good slapping so she served up a couple of hot knuckle sandwiches.

knuckle sandwich by knucklemeister December 28, 2005