peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.

5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.

by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024

Peanuts

a meager thing or amount, particularly a small sum of money.

he pays peanuts

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024

peanutbuttajelly

Destroy someone’s kneecaps after crossing them in basketball then hitting the most devious jelly layup right after

PEANUTBUTTAJELLY !!!

by Ipeanubuttajellyedsomeonetoday November 26, 2024

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017

White Peanutbutter

When a male or a female cums into a emptied out peanutbutter jar and puts it in a fridge for a few days and takes it out and eats it and ut has the same consistency as peanut butter

And you can spread it on bread or your cock for your dog to lick it off

Man she gave me the ol' White Peanutbutter last week

by WhitePeanuts November 24, 2018

say peanuts

Without the T

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-

by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020