two-legged cattle

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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pissing my leg

Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".

The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.

Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.
-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?

-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!
by françois adélaïde January 15, 2011
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three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.
Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007
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legs over easy

when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.
Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?
by hannnAHHH March 24, 2008
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seabass leg lock

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.
by Seabass October 09, 2017
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legs up missionary

Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.
Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !
by pronLurker October 25, 2011
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Long Legged Larry

Thick, long penis. typically inserted in the anus
by anonym.ous December 28, 2016
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