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Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone 

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death
Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

Spite Dying

When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits
IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING
Spite Dying by Poggers_ January 18, 2021

dyingfood 

A Married man in the 21st Century that commentates on very important social issues concerning simps and recruit difficulty females. He is very intelligent and some may even consider him a "Birdman 2.0" Even though Dyingfood is an active supporter of the National Anthem "Hoes mad" while Birdman isnt.
Chris: Yo dude! I was just watching your video yesterday!
Dyingfood: Good shit alpha, Just make sure you watch till the end so you are not a bitch.
dyingfood by Hammur October 29, 2020

dyingful 

you never giving up on someone you love even if they love someone else
“you must be dyingful.”

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Dyingnosing

The act of relentlessly searching WebMD and other health related websites, in an effort to self diagnose your own "terminal" illness.
Them: I think I finally figured out what is wrong with me!

You: Have you been on the Internet, dyingnosing yourself again?
Dyingnosing by Grnngold November 29, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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