Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
by DefinitionOverlord May 08, 2017
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Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
by sneaky1 April 04, 2009
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yo phone linging

An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.
*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!
by Toaster1204 January 22, 2025
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kiss thru the phone

Kiss each other over skype or video chat also a Souljia Boy and Sammie
Boy: I know I can't see you right now
Girlfriend: I miss you lets kiss thru the phone
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Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.
Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'
by SocialistElephant November 07, 2015
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Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
by Tahun June 24, 2011
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