Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

Noodle

A term given to a very small thin penis

When he dropped his pants I needed a a magnifying glass to see his Noodle

by Bumol'e August 1, 2016

Wrestling Noodle

It’s is when 2 people that are paralyzed from neck down have sex and the 2 people suck the cum for 2 hours straight

We did that wrestling noodle and sucked cum for 2 hours.

by Thathoethatateyourchicken December 13, 2019

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

Noodle Cockadoodle

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.

Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay

by Due Joe November 3, 2007

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021