The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

Mrs Lord

A person that will walk out of their job and take the coffee machine with them.

"OMG STOP BEING SUCH A MRS LORD!"

by Wae ;) October 2, 2020

Harem lord

Fr the best looking guy on the face of the planet

I wanna be just like harem lord

by Remfanisthebestwifu March 18, 2022

Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.

I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.

by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024

the lords loophole

The butthole

Since you don’t want to give me head how bout I stick it in the lords loophole

by The jackhammer September 20, 2022

Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024

gank lord

When someone smells, acts stupid, and dresses weird, they are lord gank.

Yooo, did you see him, he’s the gank lord.

by bdbdjdjjdiske June 8, 2021