Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

Cum Fest

A festival dedicated to Cum

It's time to celebrate Cum Fest!

by Sir Nigel Dingleberry November 13, 2019

Couldron of cum

It is when a group of guys, ejaculate in to a couldron. The sperm is then mixed and injected into the woman , then in 9 months the man who's baby it is will receive custody and will be name the winner, with the strongest sperm.

Hey guys let's play couldron of cum.

by Dingo xd January 18, 2021

Cum Doily

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.

"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"

by CyberSlooooooth August 11, 2015

Hate Cum

When you are banging someone, normally having hate sex, and you make a mess when you cum just so you inconvenience them

I was banging that bitch Bailey and I hate cummed all over her carpet! She spend an hour cleaning that up!!

by Mike Big Black Hawk June 3, 2016

cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018

Slushee cum

A term for a watered down slushee

Yo, this slushee cum is litty

by kmanchill July 18, 2017