catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

crazy nuts

a word that my friend alyssa and i came up with on the phone that pretty much means insane

yo that girl is crazy nuts!

by Haha kylr November 20, 2020

Crazy Crow

Is it a rapist? A manipulator? Do they try to give people eating disorders? ALL OF THE ABOVE!! If you like having friends STAY AWAY! if you do something the crazy crow doesn't like they will do their best to ruin your life!

OH SHIT ITS THE CRAZY CROW! DONT CALL THEM OUT FOR ANY OF THEIR BULLSHIT!

by Amazing Bastard September 20, 2022

Crazy cousins

an amazing upcoming band

Crazy cousins is the best

by Itsheraloura August 14, 2022

MY CRAZY BEAUTIFUL

MY CRAZY BEAUTIFUL A GIRL NAMED NIKKI: SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ALOTIN WHICH HAS MADE HER STRONG ,AND ALSO DOESN'T REALIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS

Who is that girl?
Oh that's my crazy beautiful

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.

Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!

by Derkadurr August 5, 2017