When 3 or more guys stand around a cracker jacking off, the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it.
by GummyHell November 07, 2017
Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.
A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community
Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community
Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023
A person of Asian decent that detests other POCs, is right wing, and is subservient to white people. An Asian Uncle Tom.
The cultural revolution was a campaign led by the Chinese students to get rid of Rice Crackers and their elements in society.
by Sung-Hwa August 03, 2017
by arathor1 February 27, 2025
Violet: i wish there was a slur i could use to describe my sister.
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up
by gay midget the fourth March 30, 2023