Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

cracker nigg

a dirty white man

"oh bro look its that cracker nigg"

"don't you think Ignas is a filthy cracker nigg"

by expeditiousnigga March 18, 2022

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

cracker fangirl

A black woman who gushes over a crush/celebrity or admires who is a straight white man

Girl: "I love Jack Harlow! I'd definitely sell my house for him."
Boy: "stfu you cracker fangirl, this is why you're gonna get called a nig-"

by assforlifersss November 9, 2021

Cracker

An uneducated white person from Florida or George Aka Handslaper also known as Johnathan Andrew Stowbridge or Solbert9854 on Fortnite

"Man Handslaper is such a cracker"

by Unknownusername42069 April 11, 2023

Twack Cracker

Twack Cracker: Methed out white person.

" Had to call the police on the twack crackers across the street again, they are always a problem"

by James Extraordinaire June 23, 2025