Christos

A common Greek name which literally means "Jesus". Christos is a very good person and is above all others. Everyone should bow down to the Mighty Lord Christos and must adhere to his commands at all times. No one shall question his judgement and all that do will be punished in the fiery depths of hell.
He also has a 9 incher.

Person 1 - "Hey, you seen Christos around?"
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."

by ChristoGR May 7, 2019

porn christmas

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.

"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"

by Schweetz June 19, 2008

Chris Hemsworth

A popular actor seen in Thor, The Avengers, and Snow White and the Huntsman. He is the attractive Hemsworth brother, mainly because he is cute, charming, and not a douche (unlike his brother Liam Hemsworth).

Me: Siiiiiiigh....
Sis: You thinking about Chris Hemsworth again?
Me: Duh.
Sis: At least it's not Liam Hemsworth. He's so fugly and douche-y.
Me: Uh, yeah. Gross.

by teeheechrishemsworth February 12, 2013

Christmas Crack

That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.

Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?

Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.

by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008

Christmas Brick

A gift that can be proquired fairly easily for someone when you really don't feel like putting in much effort. simply find a brick, preferably a classic red one, maybe paint half of it green cuz,you know, it's Christmas. then to make it seem like effort was put in, carve their name into the brick or maybe some inspirational words. then uses some newspaper or some form of wrapping paper and tie it up with ribbon or string. note that after receiving the Christmas brick, the person might catch on to your bullsh*t gift or like it and expect more "creative" or "symbolic" gifts in other future gift giving events.

wife: honey, did you get my mom a present yet?

husband: oh sh*t, i forgot. uhhh... well, i guess im gettin' her another Christmas Brick.

wife: *sigh* again? she's probably still pissed from last time.

by TheManWhoRarelyTries February 20, 2012

Christian

Little boy. Smol and skinny, half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. Fucking dumbass loser.

Christian beat the shit out of me yesterday

by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019

Post Christmas Depression (PCD)

Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.

Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.

by Taylor the Terrible December 24, 2008