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Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.
Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon
by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026
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rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.
by Yaa boi June 26, 2017
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Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
by shifty hobo November 30, 2017
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Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
by Lasersword May 6, 2018
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