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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
mugGet the Jonny Two Textsmug.

Custard Texting

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?
by Club Semilia September 23, 2019
mugGet the Custard Textingmug.

Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
mugGet the Prank Textmug.

text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation
It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.
by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025
mugGet the text masturbatormug.

kitty text

Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter
Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text
by Hacquer September 20, 2022
mugGet the kitty textmug.

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back
Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man
by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023
mugGet the U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc manmug.

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