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Joke

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by Fucker\ September 8, 2020
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Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
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Imam Jokes

Imam Jokes are a quintessential element in understanding the depths of what it means to be a Muslim Masculine Man. Failure to understand these jokes and how to deliver them will result in low testosterone and a failed marriage.
An example of Imam Jokes could be:

Imam #1: If you're a frog and that frog lives in a hole that is 40 feet in the ground...
Imam #2: Sometimes I feel like this in my life.
Imam #1: *Chuckles You mean as an Imam or as a father...
Imam #2: Let's not go further, I don't want to get in trouble.
by Lucious Star December 14, 2024
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Joke

A blanket term for people who say fucked up things, so they can use the word to back down after they get called out for saying said fucked up things.
"That thing I said about slavery last week in bad faith last week was a joke bro, quit being such a snowflake!"
by Neoslayer December 8, 2022
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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016
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no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".
Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"
by brr-grr September 23, 2018
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