likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.
by Ldaniel2006 April 7, 2022
Get the R-Tardmug. 
A way of insulting someone by tricking them into asking about someone called Urie. Sounds like you're retarded. Similar to Joe Mama.
Person 1: Hey do you know Urie?
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*
by Urie Mama September 14, 2021
Get the Urie Tardedmug. Substitute for "..are retarded".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022
Get the R Tardedmug. /fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. A word associated with people, usually Indians who are obsessed over getting admission into IIT CS (Computer Science Branch), typically from the more prestigious IIT's like IIT Bombay, IIT Delhi etc. These people have often little to no interest in Computer Science or Software, but obsess over getting a degree and job in it only because of the status and money that comes with it and also because of Societal, Family and Peer Pressure and Standards. The Money is usually referred to as a "Package" i.e. an annual salary which is usually high if you graduate from these major institutions. Although CStards imagine them getting a good package, they never think more of the future, except a few exceptions who might think about "investing" in the future, which is a vague term in itself.
Can also be used for non-Indians who are generally over-obsessed with Computer Science, AI etc. Without having much knowledge of it.
Other names include Softwaretard, Comptard and AI-tard.
Can also be used for non-Indians who are generally over-obsessed with Computer Science, AI etc. Without having much knowledge of it.
Other names include Softwaretard, Comptard and AI-tard.
Person 1 : Did you hear Vihaan got a 25 lakh package in TCS?
Person 2: Yeah, I did, but it's no use anyways, he will still be drowning in debt from the cost of living in the major IT Hubs and car loans, home loans, family expenditure etc.
Person 3: He hasn't planned much more the future, does he seriously expect to stay in this job for the rest of his life? What a CS-tard!
Person 2: Yeah, I did, but it's no use anyways, he will still be drowning in debt from the cost of living in the major IT Hubs and car loans, home loans, family expenditure etc.
Person 3: He hasn't planned much more the future, does he seriously expect to stay in this job for the rest of his life? What a CS-tard!
by AlexKarston October 29, 2023
Get the CS-tardmug. The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
Get the Tard napmug.