tardbar 

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.

Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.

tardbar by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004

Tardcore 

Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.

The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore

Tardcore by kataklyzmik June 21, 2006

tardler

retarded toddler, or one who acts like one

Man, I work with a bunch of tardlers!

tardler by Sterling4 August 3, 2007

tardtanic 

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008

TARDIS 

A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and any place in the universe. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior ("It's bigger on the inside"), which can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sentience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.

Lets go to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS, Its bigger on the inside.

TARDIS by The Doctor, The 10th Doctor December 13, 2013

tardzilla 

The state of being mentally challenged (a tard), at enormous proportions.

Did tardzilla come up with this stupid idea? (Referring to the office idiot)

tardzilla by Brian Bush October 4, 2006

Tardmonger 

a pompous imbicile; buffoon

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER

Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008