e-Vent

To vent on someone about something in an email just to get it off of your chest.

She really sent me an outrageous e-Vent after her confrontation with the lazy chick at work with the goiter.

by Miserable in Fair Lawn July 02, 2009

e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

by DehsYkael May 14, 2015

e-stalking

When somebody stalks you through AIM. They continue to IM you despite blocking and any other meausres you take. The e-stalker continually changes the screen name or e-mail adress so they can continue to harass you. Usually occurs when an e-lationship goes wrong

After I broke up with Lydia, she began to e-stalk me

by Pepsi X-treme July 10, 2005

e-transaction

The Buying and selling of goods via the internet.

E-transactions are alot quicker than shopping at the mall, because you can do them without leaving your home.

by SometimesSarah May 21, 2004

e-lope

To get married in online form only

we went to XXXXX.com (no advertising here...) and signed an online marriage certificate...we e-loped!!

by Tyler Swinn March 08, 2007

e-brick

When something randomly stops working, (taking a crap, or eating a brick), in a technological sense. See also Telebrick.

Where's your l337 machine?
It took an e-brick

OR

My comp ate an e-brick today. Like it always does.

by Tim Meuer January 05, 2006

e-flasher

n. Somebody who sends nude pics online without asking permission.

1. "eww, some pervert e-flasher just sent me a disgusting pic on AIM."

by Pepsi_X_Treme September 22, 2005