Beat-Brain

The condition of someone where the person can recall long-term facts such as exact dates/times of events but cannot recall any basic information from the previous few days/weeks. Can include inability to do certain 'common-sense' everyday functions such as remembering to lock/close doors, reply to emails/texts, turn up to meetings at certain times etc.. Also may affect social etiquette patterns, for example the person may be selfish, unpunctual and can only see things from their own point of view with the inability to see it from others.

Graeme: Where's Callum?
Craig: I don't know - he knows he's meeting us here right?
Graeme: Yeah, he knows. He won the regional Mastermind last night don't you know?
Craig: Good for him, shame he forgets to turn up on f*cking time! ...Again! Classic case of Beat-Brain, I'm telling you!

by dakenfit August 14, 2011

brain juice

slang term for beer you drink to increase productivity

I need to bolster my creativity to finish this project, so I'm gonna get a brain juice

by rianbrob June 6, 2018

Brains Foggots

These are sold in supermarkets in the United Kingdom. They are tinned meat-balls in gravy.

Mum did you remember to buy Brains Foggots today?

by Kincheap May 13, 2009

brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.

Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.

by Braindouche! December 8, 2010

Milk brain

Brain full of milk ( complete idiot )

Mildly insulting phrase denotes silly behaviour, actions or thoughts usually attributed to a child or immature person.

"Leigh just walked into a glass door" - what a milk Brain

by Milk brain September 13, 2015

dolly brained

Remember the "dolly" sheep? yes, the cloned one. this phrase comes and inspired by that sheep. The meaning is a person who has a mental disorder and low intelligency. Usually used for a nasty person

that rascal is dolly brained!!!

by C-Flo February 5, 2004

skittle brain

noun; a person whose brain is so small or one who shows extreme stupidity that his or her brain/intellect is compared to a skittle.

"Daisy is such a skittle brain."

by Thai Ho May 2, 2006