Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.

C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.

by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

shlok

shlok is the most heavenly and majestic being to ever live. He is the creator of all and the bringer of death. He is also extremely generous as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: human, orphan and even edging. Overall shlok is the absolute best thing to happen to happen to us

wow you're so good at this you are almost like shlok

by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024

shlok

shlok is the most majestic being to ever walk this planet. He is the almighty and rizzes up all the gyatts in town. He gets billions of sacrifices daily and you can help make it trillions. Shlok is the most generous person as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: people, orphans and goon juice. Make sure you sacrifice something to shlok every 5 minutes

I edge to Shlok almost all the time

by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Shlokism

Shlokism is a new religious movement centered around the great and mighty Shlok. It is centered around the charismatic and spiritual approach to life preached by Shlok, while also including levels of strict devotion to the sentiment of Shlokism. This entails maintaining loyal to the idea and entity of Shlok, while regularly displaying appreciation for Shlokism in a vast number of ways.

The boy converted to Shlokism.

by Shlokism Preacher July 29, 2024

shlok

A pestilent puke person, who is well known for being an asshole. They exude an aura that disgusts any well meaning person, and are a threat to common dignity

That Elon Musk is such a shlok

by r4eijkab jkrtbwg May 5, 2024