salad

the act of masturbating

you need to take a piss, you need to take a dump, you need to take a salad

by ian lampshadecloth February 2, 2008

Nug Salad

In terms of marijuana, when you take the last nug out of your sacks and put them together in the same container. The resulting mix of nugs is a "nug salad".

Stoner 1: Look at my nug salad Stoner 2!
Stoner 2: Nice nug salad Stoner 1 you must have 20 strands.

by WhosCheefed December 14, 2005

side salad

A more covert way of describing a "pop over", which is a bra or top so tight on the breasts that the cleavage puddles and pops over the top of the bra. Enough of the breast to peak interest, like a salad, but it's not the main course.

Look at the side salad on her. Her bra must be tired!

by Darkspyder July 11, 2009

Chicken Salad

A phrase used when a Quarterback drops the snap and picks it back up and throws a complete pass down the field.

Commentator of WVU vs. Texas game: "Ash drops the snap, picks it back up, and makes some Chicken Salad throwing that ball for a first down." (Actually used in the WVU vs. Texas football game in 2012)

by HowdyDoody October 6, 2012

nigger salad

Your choice of Chicken or Watermelon served on burnt collard greens tossed in Olde English Malt Liquor Vinaigrette topped wit' newpote flakes.

I only brought $3.50 with me so I had better get the nigger salad.

by Decker1125 January 23, 2018

salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith July 1, 2011

Salami Shit

When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.

Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!

by SlammySammySalamiShooter December 31, 2011