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Salted Nut Roll 

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
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brazilian cinnamon roll

The act of defecating upon one's chest and then preceding to ejaculate upon it.
You should have seen the size of this Brazilian Cinnamon Roll I took on this hoe last night!
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Tootsie Roll

The mixture of kahlua and root beer. It tastes like an alcoholic version of a tootsie roll.
It was brought to the public eye by the show How I Met Your Mother on the episode "Slutty Pumpkin"
"Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...
Lily: Kahlua and root beer.
Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted: And she...
Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll."

rock & roll ache 

T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.
rock & roll ache by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

Trailer Roll

When an overweight woman wears tight clothing and her belly fat spills over the top of her jeans.
Look at the trailer roll on that! Her jeans must be like 3 sizes too small!!
Trailer Roll by Andy Kaufman April 25, 2006

nudie roll 

Common term for a roll around done in the nude. Sort of like dry humping with no clothes on. Similar to a topless roll except the pants come off.
Q: Did you have sex with him? A: No, we just rolled around. Q: Was it a nudie roll? A: Yes (if nude); No, just a topless roll (if pants were left on); No, it was very PG (if all clothes left on).
nudie roll by Nudierollqueen January 12, 2008

Betty Roll

While under the influence of alcohol or any other substance, you attempt to do your best somersault on a carpeted floor.
Person 1: Duuuuuude I'm so drunk, I think I wanna do a betty roll!

Person 2: Hell yeah dude, 3 in a row!
Betty Roll by Bettyroller420 July 30, 2010