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whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017
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commie queef

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
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Butter Queef

When a chick queefs after having a load shot in her.
When a chick has jizz in her vagina, and she queefs. Sounded like a Butter Queef.
by Slug366 September 12, 2017
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perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.
Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef
by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017
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finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef
Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed
by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018
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lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.
Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.
by Sperloid January 15, 2018
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burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017
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