Queef

When you look like captain underpants and Stewie griffin at the time

I just seen a queef

by Subby Gen boy November 16, 2025

Queef

When your coochie has been crock-potting all day at work under lots of pressure, and you get home, take off your pants and let off a little steam.

Oh god, I've been waiting all day to get this queef out!

by Trash Cattery November 27, 2025

Queef Quarrel

When you have air inside of your pussy and bend downward and start queefing and can’t stop.

My boyfriend asked me to stick my ass in his face and my pussy had a queef quarrel right in front of his face.

by Messymind December 6, 2025

Queed

A slang term used to describe something that is extremely nasty, foul, smelly, or straight-up disgusting—physically, socially, or morally. It can refer to an object, substance, situation, or even a person’s behavior when it’s seen as revolting or unacceptable. Depending on context, queed can also be used as crude slang for an STD, usually said jokingly, insultingly, or as a warning rather than in a medical sense. Tone and intent matter a lot—sometimes it’s playful exaggeration, other times it’s meant as a hard insult.

Basically, if it makes you recoil, gag, or immediately say get that away from me,” it qualifies as queed.

"Dude, you smell like queed."

"I think John has queed."

by John Queed December 12, 2025

Queed

A slang term used to describe something that is extremely nasty, foul, smelly, or straight-up disgusting—physically, socially, or morally. It can refer to an object, substance, sickness, situation, or even a person’s behavior when it’s seen as revolting or unacceptable. Depending on context, queed can also be used as crude slang for an STD, usually said jokingly, insultingly, or as a warning rather than in a medical sense. Tone and intent matter a lot—sometimes it’s playful exaggeration, other times it’s meant as a hard insult.

Basically, if it makes you recoil, gag, or immediately say “nah, get that away from me,” it qualifies as queed.

"Dude, you smell like queed."

"I think James got queed."

"He said his ex gave him queed...now everybody satys away from him."

by John Queed December 12, 2025

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011