kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

kick in the pants by penguin October 27, 2002

Bitch Pants 

Men's pants with multiple buttons and no zipper. Leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his "bitch pants".

see mikonos

Mick was wearing his bitch pants last night so he didn't get any.

Bitch Pants by Pookiemaster December 29, 2007

whistle pants 

Pants that are tight around the bum; And or show off ones bum

Can also give someone with no ass a perky and round looking bum

Dre: This pants are too tight that I could not walk down the road with out getting whistles and honks.

Michelle: They're whistle pants Dre.

Kayla: How do these jeans look?

Michelle: Good, but they are not whistle pants.

Michelle: We're going out Friday and if you want free drinks you better wear your whistle pants.

whistle pants by Michelle L. Smith March 25, 2008

Honey Pants 

A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.

Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night

Honey Pants by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008

Two-handed-pants-dive 

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

Two-handed-pants-dive by WBW May 18, 2006

Put Some Pants On 

Telling a friend to call you but has no pants on so you tell them to put some on

person 1: call me on your house phone

person 2: i have no pants on...
person 1: then put some pants on

Put Some Pants On by gabehasafro July 24, 2010

arty pants 

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

arty pants by mshell July 20, 2008