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Friday Night Nick 

When a person chooses to get belligerently shitfaced drunk specifically on any given Friday night, just because....well...it's Friday and why not? The intoxication is normally to the point of blacking out and great offense is taken at being labelled with this term.
After about his 15th shot, I think it's safe to say he's a Friday Night Nick
Friday Night Nick by dangs May 15, 2014
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Saturday night wrist 

When you're so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won't seem to go away.
"Dude, I had such bad Saturday night wrist, that I couldn't even jerk it today."

Saturday night coffee 

Putting an adult beverage in a disposable coffee cup in order to conceal the beverage you wish to consume.
It's a 30 minute train ride to get there, I made us a couple Saturday night coffees to go.

sex night 

An evening night where two people partake in sexual intercourse. Most of the time on a Friday, after all of the week's work is done.
Spouse 1: hey babe, it's sex night tonight!

Spouse 2: Hell yes!
sex night by RodTargent March 5, 2021

Friday Night Funkin' 

A rhythm game with with a 'boyfriend against dad' scenario where the player character, Boyfriend, wants to date Girlfriend, but her ex-rockstar dad does not approve of him. Therefore, Boyfriend will have to rap his way through many obsticles so he could finally kiss Girlfriend. The game has seven weeks, and you could donate through kickstarter since the creators are planning to make a full version of the game. A lot of people have donated already, and there are milestones that if reached will add someting to the full game. As this definition is posted, we are currently on our way to the 'erect' difficulty milestone.
Here is the description of Friday Night Funkin' goes the along the lines of: "Uh oh! Ur tryna kiss ur hot girlfriend, but her MEAN and EVIL dad is tryna kill u! He's an ex-rockstar, the only way to get to hit heart? The power of music..."

last night question 

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night
“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”

The Heart of Saturday Night 

Tom Waits released his second album just a year after his first. Much had evolved from then, though much was the same. Waits' newer music had a more jazzy feel, rather than the country twang of his debut. The piano is often drowned out by other instruments, but it does come pounding back out. The title track, The Heart Of Saturday Night, and it's conclusion The Ghosts Of Saturday Night, are settled, but very bouncy tunes.
An excerpt from The Heart of Saturday Night's first track-
New Coat Of Paint

Let's put a new coat of paint, on this lonesome old town
Set 'em up, we'll be knockin' em down.
You wear a dress, baby, and I'll wear a tie.
We'll laugh at that old bloodshot moon, in that burgundy sky