daddy long legs

1. a type of spider thats not really a spider because it has 6 legs.

2. a man/child with abnormally long legs in comparison to his torso, who is also close to anorexic.

1. Yo, i was washing my hands in the bathroom and i saw a daddy long legs come out of the drain, and i practically took another shit!

2. Hey daddy long legs, do you have to buy pants especially tailored to fit your long, bony legs?

by fatcuntwithapenis75 June 21, 2017

pissing my leg

Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".

The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.

Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.

-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?

-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!

by françois adélaïde January 16, 2011

three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

legs over easy

when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.

Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?

by hannnAHHH March 24, 2008

seabass leg lock

While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.

Charles was tired of his dryspell so he put his teacher in a seabass leg lock.

by Seabass October 8, 2017

legs up missionary

Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.

Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !

by pronLurker October 25, 2011

four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

by vamosver April 19, 2017