king kong 

Hairy or crusty chick, possibly both. When she walks down the hall, you yell, "KING KONG!!!" or sing the song.

Da'Nae "Crusty" Wilson and Morgan Burnham classify for King Kongs.

king kong by trojanhomie06 December 14, 2008

King of the mountain 

Having sex in a cable car/gondola while going up/or between mountains to ski.

dude, i got king of the mountain today,
sick bro, where did you pick that chick up?

King of the mountain by King of the peak 2 peak April 29, 2011

king of swing 

Simply Fabulous.

That guy is King of Swing!

king of swing by LanceLopez March 4, 2016

king fucker chicken 

A popular Japanese T-shirt that reads "King Fucker Chicken" on the back. Seriously. Mostly seen at rock concerts.

Right up there with:
all your base are belong to us
someone set us up the bomb

king fucker chicken by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 3, 2003

King-Reo-Coker 

Also known as a sex god....

I look like 'king-reo-coker' today

King-Reo-Coker by king-reo-coker October 21, 2004

king kamheahea 

Fat stupid hat that ruled the Hawaiian islands way back when
He had kankles too

King kankles
honk if you think my kankles are sexy

king kamheahea by lisa December 31, 2004

King Hot Pants

A Stud -- see also Jordan Gab

Look at King Hot Pants!!!

King Hot Pants by danimals March 9, 2004