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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts
Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?
by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022
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Jordan Clark

Most handsomest light skin in the whole world will take your girl with just one look and 6 foot five.
by wazzumlilbih23 April 3, 2025
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Jordan

A beautiful stunning girl with a great personality. She can be fun,loving,sweet, and kind hearted. She can be a bitch when she needs to dhe also can be annoying but you still love her anyways
Omg see that girl over there named Jordan
by Aayeyooowyd April 6, 2017
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Jordan

The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
by Just_statingthe_factstbh January 1, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.

He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.

It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.

Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
Jordan deserves to find someone he's comfortable with.
by Dearpdj March 12, 2020
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Jordan Frazier II

a big dick femboy who doesn’t use his genitalia advantage and gets fucked in his ass somewhat similar to the streamer formerly known as “Sketch” but now renamed “Stretch” and Ramello Rogers also takes penis’s and put’s the tips up to his nostrils and lets the guys cum shoot up his nose
Bro Jordan Frazier II just gave me an insane experience last night then we went munting
by peter griffin sama July 9, 2024
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teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
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