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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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ham-style

A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
Man, that really went down ham-style.
by Nessiel July 26, 2019
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ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat
He got all the ham milk out for the orgy
by Chuckesn April 6, 2017
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easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020
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ham and chez

When someone’s feet look like the have no ankle and are very flat and wide.
Oh damn they got ham and chez
by Yummy200234 April 7, 2021
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The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.
Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.
by Kill Angus October 18, 2006
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Ham

High-Ass-Moment
by Hardeepdepsi September 8, 2016
mugGet the Hammug.

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