German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

german_vrs

A fat kid on Tiktok that is annoying, a bozo, and he massages his moms toes.

Hey, did you know that german_vrs is a bozo?

Yeah, I also heard he massages his moms toes.

Isn't he so annoying?

Totally

by kxdenbxden May 29, 2022

German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

Germaphobee

The fear of Germans and only Germans

How could you be a germaphobee! You're half german!

by Pencilfart August 10, 2022

German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.

Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”

by krautwich August 21, 2022

German Hotdog

Pooping on your partners stomach and forming a hotdog by transforming the faeces into the shape of a hotdog bread. Optionally this can be consumed with a bit of "hotdog-sauce"

Babe do you want a german hotdog for dinner today?

by yeeeturmeat September 7, 2022

Germ

Short for German/Germanic, and is a derogatory word for any and all white people, but especially those who either have Germanic ancestry (Scandinavia, Germany, etc.), or who speak a Germanic language, such as English.

Mark: You suck at CoD, lobsterback >: )

Chad: Stfu, you insignificant Germ! Before I come over there and go berserker on you…

by Amogus Sussi Baka September 16, 2022