Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.
by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022
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The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
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An event with disastrous consequences that could easily be avoided with common sense or paying attention.
Used when carrying out a task and you do something that clearly was you being stupid and completely avoidable.
An event with disastrous consequences that could easily be avoided with common sense or paying attention.
Used when carrying out a task and you do something that clearly was you being stupid and completely avoidable.
"I've gone and done an Adblue as I was bitching about Steve in a text to my mate Ken and sent it to Steve by accident."
"I've gone and done an Adblue and put the car in reverse rather than forward and drove the car through my downstairs wall"
"I've gone and done an Adblue and put the car in reverse rather than forward and drove the car through my downstairs wall"
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