FART PLATTER
An entree composed of a variety of beans: Red beans, Pinto beans, butter beans et al that induce flatulence.
FART PLATTER by PlanetJBH February 6, 2013
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Fart-camouflage
n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.
Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.
Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
Fart-camouflage by Oranjes May 4, 2013
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fart op
A moment of opportunity when one's fart can be masked by noise or wind or simply lack of other people. Some fart ops known to man have included:
1. Elevators
2. Outdoors
3. Crowded streets
4. Empty trains
5. Bathrooms
1. Elevators
2. Outdoors
3. Crowded streets
4. Empty trains
5. Bathrooms
fart op by farting al June 9, 2013
fart print
At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.
fart print by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015
fart squirrel
fart squirrel by Biffosscott November 17, 2015