macarena dump

ever wondered how people manage to make whippy turds? its because they do the macarena in mid shit so it whips!
bling! see dump

wo man im doing the macarena whilst shitting! o wow ive whipped it good and proper!

by bilbo baggins March 13, 2005

Kitty Dump

When a man is about ejaculate and doesn't have any tissues or towels available but he has a feline animal around to take the shot.

"Oh man blackers, you are one messy kitty dump."

by Marcellus995 July 2, 2007

Take a Dump

It is a popular iPhone app created by Samir for Apple iPhone store

Its a iPhone app that can be found at Apple App store - Search for Take a Dump

by Vivister March 22, 2010

quebec dump

a abnorbaly large shit which causes bleeding of the the ass do to strains on the ass hole ring itself

this was brought on becaus me and my possie went to quebec on our school trip and i held a shit for the whole tour causeing it to become so wide that it was unberable. the screaming was so loud that they almost went out and got a shaperon to come and figure out wut was wrong. I eventualy took my friends tooth bush and broke intos smaller more berable pieces. (true story)

but i did infact give them a new brush ( i am not that much of an asshole jeez)

holy crap its a quebec dump

by OlivierR September 11, 2006

Taking a Dump

When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.

Lucas was taking a dump

by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 9, 2017

excited dump

A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people.

Guy 1. Dude your dog just crapped on my carpet!
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.

by Dicegame October 13, 2006

crump 'n' dump

The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.

I was doing the crump 'n' dump when I saw the market tank right after I bought in.

by thrillbilly March 7, 2009