duck's nuts

the nuts of a duck. you put these nuts in your mouth and if you suck on them very hard a magical duck juice will squirt out onto your face. this is magical juice, let it get in your eye. you will also hear the duck moan/quack. this is good, you have pleased the duck. So with the jizz in your eye, with the duck pleased, and with the duck's nuts in your mouth, you realize that you're a sick animal fucker

man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth... i'm a sick motherfucker

by C Sizzle March 12, 2004

daffy duck

cockney rhyming slang for fuck

alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

puddle duck

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

by redneckford January 10, 2014

Mud Duck

A person whi is a sack chaser, scandalous, visious, down right rotten

Jer is a Mud Duck

by Luv$Kush May 6, 2010

Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.

"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Daffy Duck

A slang term for someone who looks dapper-as-fuck

There goes Daffy Duck.

Daffy Duck just walked in.

Why, Hello Mr. Duck!

by TpogStatus February 8, 2015

Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003