An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.
"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
by Feb June 22, 2006
by daggercracker November 23, 2009
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
A person, place or thing that is the absolute worst. Think of something bad and this is just below that.
by brwn_eyed_grl83 February 15, 2018
V.
1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.
2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.
2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.
1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.
2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.
2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.
by J. Jonny Jameson January 26, 2008
When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.
Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot
Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
by Raymond P. Purvis January 17, 2011
When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.
by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014