dildophilia

a practice prevalent among lesbians in which one woman assumes the role of a male thrusting a dildo into the vagina of another woman.

The dykes practise dildophilia ad nauseam.

by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

dild smack

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

by ma jones May 6, 2004

dildout

On a hot ass LSD trip while boning a crack whore

'Yo bitch, i took a shit load of acid and i'm looking to dildout'
'How much crack do you have you rare ass mother fucker'

by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 30, 2006

dilden

a girl who likes guys who know every movie ever made, LA clubs and twirling on a stripper pole

I knew she was a dilden when I saw the rotating stripper pole in her living room...

by agua caliente de jamón June 11, 2008

Dilder

A funny way to call your friends stupid. Or a kind of country slang

Get over your you dumb dilder!

by Country Kid 98 April 29, 2019

Wildo dilderson

Wildo dilderson is gay asf

Wildo dilderson is a gay ass faggot

by Big dick ass December 21, 2019

Dildometer

A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.

Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"

Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!

by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010