dead inside 

AWFUL smelling fart

When a person's fart is so deadly that you have to stick your head out the window to breathe and you say to them you are dead inside!

dead inside by scrumjus1 September 4, 2010

dead head 

1. some one who is dead. a deceased person. (meant to be cute/stupid)
2. a fan of the grateful dead
3. a stoner
4. someone who is extremely tired.

1. you're a dead head
2. i couldn't believe how many annoying dead heads there were at that college, let's go have a tie dye burning ceremony on the campus to show our love for them
3. that dead head hits the bong all the time
4. chris is a dead head today, he didn't go to bed early enough.

dead head by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Dead Cat

A sex position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.

mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp sex doll! shit man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat sex position eh
mike: the fuck is that?

-later-

white bitch: joey i don't like ya anymore
joey: DO THE DEAD CAT!

Dead Cat by Spenzer October 20, 2011

dead ser 

Short for "dead serious"

Hey Justin, you goin over TC's?
Ooohhh dead ser!

dead ser by Andrew May 1, 2004

dead marshes 

The most retarded Lord of the Rings internet game ever made.
Involves Frodo, Sam, Gollum trying to navigate the Dead Marshes while in a constantly spinning boat.

Dead Marshes is so retarded I had to quit before I finished the first level.

dead marshes by Red Skelly July 7, 2008

Dead Laptop Syndrome 

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.

Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*

Dead Laptop Syndrome by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010

Dead Jiffies 

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

Dead Jiffies by Jettskis July 6, 2010