coffie shop

when someone does somethin stupid or un called for.

if jay-z leaves beyonce for someone as ugly as lil kim that would be a coffie shop

by miss new new April 2, 2009

Coffeemaker

A person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their Pee smell like coffee.

I just finished a pot of coffee. I better go to the bathroom and plug-in the Coffeemaker.

by salmonking May 9, 2013

bi-coffeeual

1. A person that usually drink plain coffee flavored coffee out of the coffee pot at work, however likes to have a Starbuck's coffee every so often.

2. A person that like both coffee flavored coffee, and flavored coffee.

Joe: James, what are you drinking? I thought only drank the coffee we have here at work.

James: Hey dude, I like to have a Tall Mocha half decaf some mornings. I can drink what I wnat.

Joe: There is nothing wrong with being a bi-coffeeual.

by Joe Crowder January 4, 2008

White Coffee

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it

Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you

by Onhhh March 1, 2017

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

Coffey

Sometimes mistaken for 'Coffee' when it actually has nothing to do with the drink. In most cases using the term "Coffey" refers to a one Trish Coffey, in which a sexual joke will be made towards her, or already has been

"Yo I asked Trish coffey who the boss was and she replied "You are, You are." I replied " No bitch Tony Danza is." and I donkey punched her, that was the end of that

by The secret man January 14, 2009

Iced Coffee

The act of eating an anal creampie some time after the initial deposit has been made giving ample time for the deposit to cool and change colors to brown.

Matt drive Kelly to work in exchange for an iced coffee.

by I am nate July 20, 2018