chineserie

a sudden outburst of excellence at math or video games/being sneaky

i am sick of torrey blake's street fighter chineserie

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

chineke

Chineke means Oh my God

Chineke she's pregnant

by Missknoitall August 18, 2019

Chianeser

Another term for creeper/stalker.

Person 1: Dude, did you see her staring at you?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a chianeser.

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Judge: So, why are you requesting this restraining order?
Plaintiff: Well, your honor, he was totally chianesing me.

by TaylorIsTheFirstBestPersonHere March 29, 2010

Chinesium

A type of low quality steel , typically in tools. Most samples are low quality mild steel, or overhardened carbon steel. A good way to tell if an object is made of chinesium is checking the stamp. If the stamp says "H.S.S.", "HSS" or similar and is labeled "Made in China/Taiwan" it is probable chinesium. Another way to see is if it breaks or becomes dysfunctional very quickly.

Damn, that drill bit is dull as heck and it snapped in half... Definitely chinesium.

Wow, look at those chinesium screws. They are already stripped.

by IanTofu January 14, 2019

Chinesian

An object that is designed for the purpose of looking Chinese.

That vase is way too Chinesian.

by bianca_castafiore February 28, 2011

Chinesium

A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.

I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!

by Zipdox June 16, 2018

Chineseum

Metal-like substance used in the forming of trade goods in the shape of common hand tools. Commonly available at merchants whose name suggests large amounts of trade goods and a bay or similar feature used as a safe place to moor vessels.

While the actual composition of Chineseum is unknown (and seems to vary from one item to the next), the common understanding is that despite its shape tool-like objects comprised of Chineseum can only be used once, if at all.

I had to get six stitches in my hand after I mistook a Chineseum socket for a real one.

by pdp_8 February 12, 2019