Christianity 

The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...

Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.

Christianity by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008

The Christian 

A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.

Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian

The Christian by swag kidd October 11, 2011

Christian Wicca 

a stupid made up religion where christian's try and take over the wiccan religion. like everything else they take or make up it is really shitty. the principle's of wicca and christianity are too diffrent to co-exsist seeing as how christian's tried to wipe out this religion in the middevil aera.

christian: im christian wicca i believe in god and godess. or jesus and god ? wait now im confused by my retarded fake religion !

wicca: wtf ? that's impossible get a life you retarded world wreaker !

Christian Wicca by nakoma July 31, 2006

Republican Christianity 

An extreme right-wing view held by a very, very small percentage of the population. Not everyone who votes Republican fits the above description. Nowhere in the Bible is democracy even mentioned, let alone Jesus commanding people to vote one way or another. George Bush is not in direct communication with God. How can some people be so ignorant and rant such silly and thoughtless self-righteous garbage, while insinuating they are more intelligent than 53% of the country (who are creationists)?

If you sincerely believe Republican Christianity are plotting to take over the world or revoke the Constitution or some non-sense, douse yourself in kerosene and torch your body on a street corner in order to get your message to the masses. They might care for a second.

Republican Christianity by TheLastNormalPerson November 2, 2007

Christiana Tity Fuck 

When You Shit Between A Girls Jumbilees Right Before Engaging in Tity Fucking her.

Things Were Getting alittle Kinky in the relationship so Sean Came up with the idea to Christiana Tity Fuck Taylor.

Christiana Tity Fuck by Dr. Stratton Longwater January 16, 2008

Christian Wicca 

Christian Wicca (Trinitarian Wicca) is the practice of Wicca, in worship to the God and Goddess of normal Wiccan belief. Contrary to what people say we do not worship the Christian god. The Trinitarian Wiccan accepts Christian morals as good morals and tries to live in harmony with them but does not actually believe in Their Lord Jesus Christ. In fact we don’t claim to be Christian at all. We are just one of many many types of Wicca.

Christian: Praise Jesus!
Traditional Wiccan: An it harm none, do what you will!
Christian Wiccan: An it harm none, do what you will! (Hugs a Christian cause he doesn’t hate them like a traditional Wiccan)

Christian Wicca by Kaosiel May 8, 2018

christianism

Christianism is based by Jesus de Nazareth, died in year 30 of the era which inaugurates its birth and called as for a Christian. Community diversified representing the third of the population of the sphere. It expresses in languages, texts, monuments and sometimes images which are one of the great sources of the western culture. The founder is recognized like CHRIST, by the Christians, who took their name from this title. The older tradition calls him Jesus Christ. Christianity very targely majority in Europe and America, gathers the three great confessions resulting from the education of it founder: the catholisisme, the Orthodox Church, the Protestant church and anglicanism.

Believing by faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, we remember this event by taking communion and placing empty crosses within the church.

christianism by inject God's truth May 18, 2005