Hardy Bastard

A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.

Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!

wow he's a hardy bastard

by djhegzy August 21, 2011

Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.

"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."

by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.

Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.

by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

mary bastable

A woman who makes a mean beef stroganoff

My mom Mary Bastable made dinner last night and it was amazing, beef stroganoff to be exact.

by JackBastable March 30, 2015

Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.

"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."

by GavinTheRebel November 10, 2015

Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans

"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"

by ecky98 August 19, 2016